Tuesday 22 April 2014

22nd Birthday

Yes. 
Happy Birthday to me. 
I am officially 22 years old now. 
Feeling older day by day and one step closer to death. 
Yeah. 


Vulgar words to celebrate my birthday. 
So today is just like any other day. 
Work, writing articles, eat, sleep and walk around at my house. 
My Dad forgot my birthday. I think. 
He is now at Johor and I expect some message or phone call from him. 
But nothing happen. 
I'm still giving him a few more hours of chances to say happy birthday to me. 
Dad, pls call. 
My Mom remember Earth Day, but not my birthday. 


Well, few months ago my youngest sister said:

"Big Jie Jie, I will buy cheese for you as your birthday present." 

And few minutes ago, 
I really got cheese from her. 
Thank You Ah Xuan. 
Cheese. 


I think she and my 2nd sis discussed about it. 
My 2nd sister bought it I think. 
This is what she bought. 

Happy Birthday Yew Weng Sze.




Friday 18 April 2014

Brain

Few days of laziness is a catalyst. 
I'm lazy to write blog now. 
Everyday is like everyday is one of the reasons, 
nothing special to blog about really. 
My like is miserable, normal, and more miseries are waiting for me. 

The 2nd reason is I don't really wanna on the laptop. 
Writing articles for a social network page, doing plenty plenty plenty of research is tiring and eye staining. 
I can feel my eyeballs are going to fall off anytime. 
Writing blog just makes me feel like My eyes are gonna explode. 


I'll probably look like that. 
Not now. I hope not forever. 

Plus recently there's something going on in my family. 
Gosh. 
After a long peaceful life, 
there's definitely something happen to ruin everything. 
Can't I just live my life peacefully and happily? 
Something is wrong with my grandma. 
She said her vision is blur which it never happen before. 
Of course, it scared the shit out of me. 
According to My Mom she is fine now, 
my aunt brought her to the optician and the optician said it's ok, nothing bad, 
probably high blood pressure. 
Hopefully is something minor, not big. 

And of course, the hamster pet. 
One of the hamsters has wound and fur starting to fall. 
My Sis said take the hamster to the vet, but my mom refuse. 
And this is where the problem started. 
Damn. 
That is why I don't really engage myself with pets. 

Tons of negativeness going on, 
My Boyfriend is here to hear everything. 
Thank You. 
And a book I bought that day, 
it's a nice book. 
Simple and entertaining and lovey dovey. 
I don'treally need to use that much brain power. 
My brain is stress enough, 
I don't need more challenge to pressure my brain. 
I'm just glad I have my own little world and imagination. 
Unicorns everywhere. 


Reality sucks.

Tuesday 15 April 2014

Books


So last Saturday I went to a mall to spend my book vouchers. 
And I spent it like a boss...... with my youngest sister.

You can tell which are mine and which are hers. 
Mine are like...... More mature I guess. 
Sometimes I read her books too, 
when I am bored by my own book that I bought myself. 

So far, I read a book. 
The Notebook.

It's a very beautiful story. 
I really really really really really really really really really really really love this book although it's my first time reading it. 
It's about love, OBVIOUSLY. 
You just have to read it yourself. 
There's also a movie based on this story. 
Too bad I watched the movie first before I read the book. 
Ryan Gosling will forever be Noah and Rachel McAdams will forever be Allie. 

The book and the movie are nice. 
 Just...... the feelings of reading the book and watching the movie is different. 
I cried watching the movie, 
I cried even harder reading the book. 
A toilet roll was beside me all the time when I was reading the book. 
My nose is already blocked because of the flu, 
crying makes it 10 times worse. 
I can't breathe for the past 2 nights. 
But it worth the nose block. 
It's really a very good book. 

I really hope everyone in this world will consider adding this book in their reading list. 
It will made you laugh and cry and laugh again. 
Such a lovely book :)

Sick

Sore throat and flu hunt me. 
And now, I'm sick. 

Yes please. 
Bring me some damn whiskey, maybe my throat will recover by next day. 
Bad flu and sore throat. 
My throat is itchy and it hurts when I swallow. 
My nose well...... block. I CAN'T BREATHE.

This is me right now. 
Pretending to swallow air to see if my throat still hurts. 
It still hurts. And itchy. 
My voice broke a lil, high pitch note just appear in the middle of my great speech. 
I can't eat cake, my uncle made Tiramisu today and I can't eat it.
There's potato chips, chocolates, corn flakes and many many many stuffs and I can't eat. 
I can only eat bread and sesame spread. 
There is still a bottle of Heineken in the fridge, 
I heard people said beer cures sore throat. 
I wonder will it work. 


And my nose. 
Terrible nose block. 
I can't breathe. My lungs need air. 
I am practically sucking air, not breathing, but sucking air. 
It's like I have to breathe and move my head from the front to the back, 
just to suck more air. 
One of my nostrils is block, 
this is good enough because I smell dust and the smell of air. 
Other times I was like: 

I just wanna breathe. 




Sunday 13 April 2014

Stupidity

At this time, 
I actually have a few things in my mind now to post. 
Road trip part 2 and books and tons and tons of other stuffs. 
But my stupidity stop me from doing it. 

Urgh. 
Sometimes I even wonder am I retard or something. 
I was texting My Boyfriend and all of the sudden... 

"Message sending FAILED" 

Dafuq. 
I forgot to reload my credit. 
I went out for the the whole evening and I forgot to reload. 
What was in my mind that time?! 
Oh yea, Ikea, books, curry puffs, hot dog and ice cream. 


So I realize I need to reload my credit, 
I choose to reload via my bank account. 
E-banking they say. 
I haven't register e-banking function so I'm a first-time users. 
They require my access number and PIN number. 
Dafuq what is access number. 
I yelled at my laptop for 10minutes. 
My Mom even gave me the poker face. 
Then I realize it's in my confirmation letter. 

A poker to me, from me. 
And then I realize why after I key in my access number and pin, 
WRONG PIN
WRONG PIN 
WRONG PIN 
WRONG PIN 
WRONG PIN 


I ended up calling the bank's customer's service.
After talking to them, 
I'm a little calm. 
I decided to Google what's wrong with my registration thing. 

"User have to register themselves at the ATM to activate the E-Banking system before registering E-Banking via computer." 

 I should really...... go have some milk.

Saturday 12 April 2014

Road trip part 1

I think I should blog this. 
This is about a dinner/supper that I had with my friends last week...... I think. I forgot. 

Short term memory loss. 

Anyway, 
I remembered it was a rainy night because I remember there were heavy rain and lightning...... 
I think so. 
So I got a msg from a friend called Chiling because he is the one in charge of fetching the whole group of people to the dinner spot and each of us were scattered all around the state. 
Most importantly, 
HE HAZ CAR. 

He is one great guy. HAHAHA. 
Anyway, he fetched me first and I arrived home late, 
he waited in the car, in front of my house for 15 minutes I guess. 
I'M SORRY. 
I REALLY AM. 
So time to fetch another human~ 

It's really really jam in my place, traffic was really really bad. 
We stuck in the same road for almost 30 minutes. 
Because of I am guilty for letting him wait, I decided to talk to him. 
And you know, when girls talk...... AIN'T NO ONE TALKING. 

 
I think he was feeling like that for like 1 hour. 
I kept asking him questions and he didn't give me respond. 
Poor guy. 
So we reach BFF Jessica's house, we got lost in her housing area but it's okay. 
When Bff Jessica got into the car, I think his eardrum gonna explode anytime. 



And we are off to Joyce's house. 
So Jessica is pointing which road should he take, 
he didn't believe in Jessica, he chose Waze. 
And Jessica lost it. 




If I were Chiling, I'll take her words seriously. 
Everything she said, I'll answer YES YES YES YES YES YES. 
And after tons of nagging, laughing and yelling, we finally arrived at Joyce's place. 
Things calm down a little because all of the sudden, 
Chiling called her and spoke softly. 
He never spoke softly to Jessica and I, 
and I thought Joyce, Jessica and I are LADIES. 
Jessica lost it again. She was practically nagging Chiling again. HAH.
I need my poker face. 

FEAR ME. My poker face is Lagy Gaga by the way.

So 4 of us on the way fetching another guy called Marcus Chee. 
We talked, but didn't scream because we fear we might break the car's window. 
High pitch + high amplitude. 
It was a hard drive. I wonder if we go to a road trip together. 


Driving all the way with this face. 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
So we finally reach 1U and we saw Marcus Chee. 
He said we were very noisy. 
Our voice almost bomb the car/ear. 
Too bad, mouth is for eating, swallowing, talking. 

 
I'm tired. 
I think I'll continue tonight.

Thursday 10 April 2014

Eyelash

So I just finished my shower.
Had a hardcore workout session with le Youtube.


I need a workout buddy like either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone.
Determined, motivated, and HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And get my hot body and be sexy and everybody be like JEALOUS JEALOUS JELLY.

Dat ass.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want that ass and small waist.
Anyway, that is not the point.

Just now when I had my shower,
I was thinking about the title/theme for my blog post today.
I hang the shower head, and I just stand and let the water hit my back.
I thought of writing about places I wanted to go, but then,
I GOT NO MONEY. So I gave up on that title.
I thought about writing my ambition.
Dafuq I got no mood to write about my ambition.
I thought of writing about my choice of music,
I can predict it's gonna be along one, so I thought about the content first.

All of the sudden...

"Why my eye feel so pokey?"

When I turn around and look at the mirror,
DAFUQ AN EYELASH STUCK AT MY EYEBALL.



An eyelash STICK at my eyeball.
Why will an eyelash stick at my eyeball.
I double triple four-ple five-ple look at the mirror,
great.
An eyelash did stick at my eyeball.
And it's poking my eye.
I thought eyelash suppose to keep things out of my eye. 

Urgh.
I tried to wash my eye with the shower head.
WATER GET INTO MY EYES!!!!!!
And I hope it will wash the eyelash away.
But instead of that,
my eye was over washed, it hurts.

It feels like that.
My eye is the car.
Dafuq.
I can't take it anymore,
that hair is going into my eye, I panic, I almost scream in the bathroom,
Therefore, I push my eyeball.


This is one moment that I hope I can cry so my tears can wash that hair our of my eye.
I pushed and pushed and pushed,
I can feel my eyeball is gonna fly now anytime.
Because this thing is scaring the shit out of me,
I don't wanna end up like Nick Fury,
I choose a much gentle way - Rub my eye.


I rub and rub and rub,
and I found an eyelash stick at my finger.
I'm a little happy because an eyelash stick at my finger.
Another thing is, is that the eyelash who stick in my eye, or a NEW eyelash.


Wednesday 9 April 2014

Motivation

I just workout. 
Sweating like nobody's business!!!!!! 



Bacon. 
Very derrrricious bacon strip. 
Oh I miss Subway's beef bacon strip breakfast sandwich. 
They have the best egg there, microwave egg. 
The power of microwave. 




Anyway, 
I'm feeling kinda negative lately. 
My writing job, I'm lack of ideas.
And I need to write everyday.
I'm basically cracking my head everyday, thinking ideas to write. 
I can feel my head is going to explode someday, but not now, 
because I still have many things to do. 
Such as thinking what to eat the next day. 




Can I cry. 
I need to release my pressure. 
They say eating can release pressure. 
Not for me. 
Mine is watching violence movies, such as Resident Evil and The Expendable.
BLOOD EVERYWHERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

I need to relax. 

Tuesday 8 April 2014

Bank Account

So today I went Klcc with my sister.
We don't look alike at all.




Yeah.
Today I went Klcc to open a saving account.
A bank called Maybank because I want the Manchester United Debit Card.
They have the normal cherry one and the Superman one.
But I like Man Utd Debit Card, so I went Maybank.
And i want to bank in my pay cheque, so I really gotta open a bank account today. 
My sister accompanied me and she want to buy something at Kiehl.

Before I went out, my boss called me.

"Weng Sze ah morning ah main account got problem you bank in the cheque tomorrow la ok ah if you urgent i bank in to you ok a?"

 "err...... ok ah"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So nevermind, I am still gonna buka 1 account today, tomorrow bank in.

When I arrived at Klcc Maybank,
SO MANY HUMANS.



Luckily I register my account at a small account at the entrance,
no humans.
GOOD.
So the guy said he need my IC to verify my fingerprint and stuff.
I put my thumb on the scanner,

"FINGERPRINT VERIFIED FAIL"

wtf.
So I try again.

"FINGERPRINT VERIFIED FAIL"

omg what is wrong with my thumb?
ok try again!

"FINGERPRINT VERIFIED FAIL"
"FINGERPRINT VERIFIED FAIL"
"FINGERPRINT VERIFIED FAIL"



Fail for 5 friggin times.
I practically yelled at that thing which was in front of that guy.
Makes me like I'm yelling at him. 
I think that guy is really frust,
he told me to go Guardian, look for hand lotion and rub it at my thumb.
I ran to the pharmacy and search for a tester and rub it at my thumb.
All of the sudden,
a lady stood beside me.

"Can I help You?"



OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
I acted like I am looking at the product,
and I told her I see see first,
and I ran away.

I ran back to the counter and waited for him.
He came back with a smiley face,
ask me to try again.

"FINGERPRINT VERIFICATION FAIL"
"FINGERPRINT VERIFICATION FAIL"






He asked me to try at other counter's fingerprint scanner.
It work like a boss.
So I try at the fingerprint scanner again.
IT FINALLY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



FINALLY.
I'm so touched T_T
So I was waiting to choose my card.
I saw he took a stack of Cherry Card out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE IS MY MAN UTD CARD?!

"Man Utd punye dah finish, limited edition mah~" 


It's okay. 
Whatever. 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

 Until a friend of mine called Marcus Chee something, 
he facebook me this. 


Les Miserable.

Monday 7 April 2014

Weeeeee: KOSÉ SEKKISEI Lotion Mask Giveaway

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I'm so nervous but also happy and the same time because......
It's my second product review and my very first giveaway.

IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME~






The first ever giveaway product is the KOSÉ SEKKISEI Lotion Mask.




It's not a new brand in Malaysia.
Basically you can find it it in leading department stores such as Isetan or Parkson.
BFF Jesssica told me her cousin sister is a hardcore fan of  KOSÉ.
Having loyal customers like her means KOSÉ is doing a very good job in improvising and managing their products.

Frankly speaking, I'm not really a big fan of sheet mask. 
I used to use a lot of them when several famous Korean Cosmetic brands just landed in Malaysia. 
Honestly, the sheet masks were all wet and sticky, my face always ended up dust or some tissue paper stick at my face. 
People said you need to pat those essence into your skin. 
I pat it, and my face was still sticky, my fingers were always getting stickier and sticker. 
I need my poker face. 



So I'm trying out this new product which consist of this KOSÉ SEKKISEI Lotion.


Comes in bottle of 200ml ( RM170) and 360ml  (RM260). 
Available at every KOSE counters at leading department stores.

Benefits of KOSÉ SEKKISEI Lotion:


  • Brighten up your complexion. 
  • Balancing oil and moisture of your skin. 
  • Able to calm skin inflammation that caused by excessive sun exposure. 
  • Even your skin tone. 
  • Tighten your pores. 
  • Moisturize --- Boost up to 10 times!  


This lotion is made from these 3 ingredients:





1) Coix Seed Extract 
Increasing metabolism, whitening, moisturizing and preventing skin roughness. 
2) Angelica Extract 
Main ingredients for bath liquids. Appears to be a good agent of disinfectant, whitening and moisturizing. 
3) Melothria (White Lotus) extract 
Helps to suppresses melanin production (main cause of us having dark skin) and can helps to whiten the skin.

I can feel my skin is calling for the mighty power of the lotion sheet mask.
Thanks to Nuffnang My and  KOSÉ SEKKISEI for providing me a few samples.
Let's get started!



You can see little pores in my face.
My skin is dry to combination skin.
Like the usual, T zone is oily and and cheeks are way to dry.
I wash my face with my facial cleanser, dry it, and pull the mask out of the little package and lay it on ma face.




Be really careful with it because when I was pulling the mask, essence are leaking out XD
My first thought after applying this mask is that the mask is not sticky at all.
It's really not sticky at all!!
I'm so surprised!!
Unlike the usual sheet mask that has sticky essense,
this is light and watery, comes with a soothing sensation that cools/calms your skin.
It has a mild scent of herbs and alcohol, I'm comfortable with it.
Just be sure when you are laying the mask on your face, NEVER EVER LET THE ESSENCE ENTER YOUR EYES.
Just let the mask sets on your face for 5 minutes and you are done!




Done.
You can see it from the photo,
I finally have hydrated skin.
And my pores tighten a little because when I touch my face,
I feel smooth and softness.
Not trying to exaggerate but this is what I feel about my skin after applying the mask.
Well, it's my first time so I'm gonna use it a few more times to be sure =X

I'm giving away 24 packs of KOSE Sekkisei Lotion Mask and oh, and here is the giveaway details:

 Answer these two simple questions below:   

1. What are the three main ingredients used in KOSE Sekkisei Lotion Mask? 
2. Name one of the benefits of the KOSE Sekkisei Lotion Mask.

The first 24 comments with the correct answers will be getting a pack of KOSÉ mask! 
Include your name and email address in the comment section so I can contact you and you can celebrate like there's still tomorrow. 
The deadline is 12th April 2014 so comment humans, COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The winners will have to collect their mask from Nuffnang's office so do check out where is the Nuffnang's office before you hit the road winners. 

And if you happens to be a fan of KOSÉ, do check out their SEKKISEI Cinderella Contest and stand a chance in becoming SEKKISEI Cinderella Malaysia!


 For more information, please visit: 

https://www.facebook.com/kose.malaysia   
https://www.facebook.com/kose.malaysia/app_1401868320074813